Stupid
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I was sitting in my living room on a Tuesday. Or it might have been a Wednesday. It was definitely a weekday because my neighbor was mowing his lawn, and he only mows on weekdays because he's retired. His name is Dennis. Dennis has a riding mower even though his lawn is small enough that a push mower would make more sense. That's not really relevant.

Anyway, I was looking at my phone, and I saw an ad for a t-shirt that cost forty dollars. And I thought, that's too cheap. Nobody respects a forty-dollar t-shirt. You wear a forty-dollar t-shirt to a dinner party and people think you're the valet. I've never actually been to a dinner party where there was a valet. I don't think that's a real thing.

The point is, I decided to make t-shirts that cost a hundred and five dollars. I didn't have any training in this. I don't have a graphic design background. I have a background in sitting on couches, which is what I was doing when I thought of this.

I drew a donkey. It turned out fine. Then I drew a guy slipping on a banana. Then I drew some cigarettes. People seemed to like the cigarettes one. I don't know why. I don't smoke.

That's the whole story. I know you were hoping for more. There isn't more.